watch yo'self?!?!?

my car was
crapp'ed on
by a bird.
i like to
imagine
her name was
abigail
because it's
a slightly
annoying name.

i wash'ed the
crap off of my
car because it
look'ed so bad.
i don't think that
i deserv'ed
that crap on my
car, but then a-
gain, what do i
deserve at all?

do you deserve me
and am i worth you?
my yard is thick with
with want of water.
the drought has left it
dry and crack'ed, though
it seems fine mostly.
yet i can't help but
think that it deserves
a sip now and then.
like i do.