Summatime

hey folks, This is Jonny Waffles.
hey pons, this is yo mom.
hey class, this is furniture.
hey living room, this is not the time!
hey phones, keep noodles.
hey Technology, technology technology.
hey man, get cool, right!
hey weather, get get.
hey broseph, succinct rowboats.

watch yo'self?!?!?

my car was
crapp'ed on
by a bird.
i like to
imagine
her name was
abigail
because it's
a slightly
annoying name.

i wash'ed the
crap off of my
car because it
look'ed so bad.
i don't think that
i deserv'ed
that crap on my
car, but then a-
gain, what do i
deserve at all?

do you deserve me
and am i worth you?
my yard is thick with
with want of water.
the drought has left it
dry and crack'ed, though
it seems fine mostly.
yet i can't help but
think that it deserves
a sip now and then.
like i do.

Family Business

Make sure my sister keeps
The curtain closed. I
Forgot to tell her how
Much she means to me.

Leave my aunt out of
This. It's serious stuff.
And she can't find a way
Out of Mongolia.

Roto toms,
Roto toms,
Roto toms;
Silly wafers,
Silly wafers,
Silly wafers:

Grant my mom her
Three wishes!
For her daughter,
Sister, and son.

Whose name is
Jerry Sandels.

Watching Jeopardy!

Crate
Crate
Crate
Crate crate crate.
Consecrate.
Crap.
Carp.
Crate, cleen.
I love the way your smile brightens The room
The room. Th-th-the room.

I left my room this morning
And later I returned.

It was good.

Granted

"my Land is through the next Door."
"I Don't think your land is important."
"i'd like to give you all of my
Peaches and Pegboards."
"I Don't need those at all."
"follow me through my House,
and i'll lead you to all my Riches."
"but it won't be enough for Me."
"then i'm going to go through the first
Door."
"but it leads to death."

Twisty

Hey Freddy!
Cut it out!
Let me be.
Cut it out!
Keep the change.

Its' Strange

My dog tells me to gargle the
Running water.
My pet bird thinks its okay too.
His name is Marcus.

I told my mouse to leave the
Lights on.
It's for when I come home at
Night and it's dark out.

I left the bacon on the
Stove yesterday.
Marcus thought it was alright,
But he just lied to me.

And now my pet bird is saying that the
Water should run.
And that I should never turn it off.
Runnings trange.

My sister gave me a hedgehog for the
Birthday too.
It greets gives barns for my gave
To me.

And now Marcus gives me the
Lessons today.
He says I should practice.