Summatime

hey folks, This is Jonny Waffles.
hey pons, this is yo mom.
hey class, this is furniture.
hey living room, this is not the time!
hey phones, keep noodles.
hey Technology, technology technology.
hey man, get cool, right!
hey weather, get get.
hey broseph, succinct rowboats.

watch yo'self?!?!?

my car was
crapp'ed on
by a bird.
i like to
imagine
her name was
abigail
because it's
a slightly
annoying name.

i wash'ed the
crap off of my
car because it
look'ed so bad.
i don't think that
i deserv'ed
that crap on my
car, but then a-
gain, what do i
deserve at all?

do you deserve me
and am i worth you?
my yard is thick with
with want of water.
the drought has left it
dry and crack'ed, though
it seems fine mostly.
yet i can't help but
think that it deserves
a sip now and then.
like i do.